roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it

You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!

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Keep the Flour one hundred

When you need to be blunt and honest.

Hey man, can I talk to you?

Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.

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fart in my last pound of flour

Used to describe a very fat or extremely large person.

Wow, I wouldn't want him to fart in my last pound of flour.

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flour puff

when you masturbate thinking about bon qui qui and you cum out flour

"dude, i flour puffed last night and it was great, wanna join me tonight?"

power flour

Another word for cocaine

Ric: want some of that power flour?
James: what's that?
Ric: some of that coke! It's a hell of a drug

James: let's go get some booger sugar

Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.

"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"

Anus-flour

Special flour to make ones anal area non-sticky.

While stimulating someones anus it can occur that the anal area, in particular the anus it self, can get glutinous. This causes the skin of the receiving part to stick to the skin of the active part. Anus-flour can help in this regard, presupposed it is worked into the dough correctly.

Carl:"Man Lisa i really like eating your ass, but your skin gets stuck on my tongue all the time."
Lisa:"No problem Carl I have some anus-flour with me."
Carl:"Thank you Lisa! This will assure that we both can enjoy our sexuality."
Lisa:"Yeah! But just make sure to work it into the dough correctly."