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an event that usually occurs in the celebrity section of Twitter...where one celebrity will make a seemingly ordinary observation or comment on a particular subject, causing hundreds (sometimes thousands) of other celebrities to gather around the original celebrity to give self-indulgent, congratulatory or brilliance to them, making them the BRIGHTEST star in their corner of the universe for the moment...
Elizabeth Banks' observation that Venom looked like he was "eating a dick" in a publicity still triggered a massive GLORY JERK on Twitter as thousands of fellow celebrities came out to call her a "comic genius" and "the sharpest mind in the world".
The Glory Bag is a cross between a Glory hole and a duffel bag making a portable Glory hole.
To be Glory Bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and passed around.
He's bought a Glory bag for the boys, and it's full.
I got Glory Bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.
1. Someone who supports the most successful clubs at the time
2. Has little knowledge of the club's true history, and has never been to a game
3. Overuses phrases and mottoes (ie: YNWA)
4. Right now, they are Manchester united, Barcelona, and AC Milan fans who mainly live in the US.
5. Someone who will switch from one team to the next once they start losing
6. Someone who gets deeply involved in petty internet fights (ronaldo vs. messi, soccer vs football, etc.)
7. Someone who tries to justify when their team did not do well, even though they probably haven't even heard of them at the time (ie: Franco helped Real Madrid)
8. Gloaters
9. Most of them support every single team who's top in the table of their respective leagues at once
Barcelona fans who rant about how much messi is better than ronaldo (BOTH AMAZING PLAYERS), not need to get all fired up. Most americans support Barcelona, as well as AC milan and manchester united....glory hunters just want to gloat
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1. One who never lets it be forgotten who did all the work to get something done.
2. Someone so starved for attention they will go as far as stealing all the credit only having done some or none of the work.
1. Jan: "We put the baby's toy together today"
Beth: (clearing her throat) "Uh...we?"
Jan: "Sorry...your sister put it together"
Pappy D: "Glory Whore!"
2. Pappy D coined this phrase, but I am submitting it because I am a total Glory Whore!
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Days we remember as better and more fulfilling than today. Glory days are often associated with popularity and successful party throwing.
Remember our Pop Culture Spelling Bee? Those were the glory days.
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To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
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1. The designated bar hoe.
?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"
?? - "No."
?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."
2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.
"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."
3. George Washington's gardening hoe.
"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."
lol examples nigga Glory Hoe
Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack