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The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.
Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?
Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.
Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?
Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.
Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
Tom: Exactly.
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1) an indian who doesn't fuck things up by lying.
2) a statement which is made when someone says something hard to believe. pronounced "ind-jin."
1) That is one honest indian. He told the truth and didn't fuck things up.
2) Bob: Man I just slept with a hot blonde chick.
Rick: Honest Indian?
Bob: No shits bro!
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An 'Honest opinion' is a statement to indicate that you are telling the truth about your own thoughts or feelings, especially if you think these will disappoint the person you are talking to.
Dad: "Hey son , do you what do you think about my old people music?
Son:'' Well , My Honest opinion is that think it's boring and snoreworthy ."
Dad:" .....You're grounded for a week."
Son:"Fuck"
Dad:"Make that two weeks"
Son:"GOD DAMNIT"
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An embarrassing phrase meant to indicate an inquisitive challenge to someone's sincerity as an interrogative (Honest to blog?), or a claim of solemnity as a declarative utterance (Honest to blog!). The phrase found a modicum of popularity amongst idiots back in 2008 thanks to Diablo Cody. It was lame at the time, and has since fallen further out out of usage. It was one of a number of crappy pieces of dialogue that were deemed Oscar worthy by the crusty old members of the Academy, who only awarded the film anything because they wanted to look cool and down with "teen speak" despite not having a fucking clue what any of it meant or the fact that that no one would ever talk like that. The decline in the usage of a term like "honest to blog" is perhaps indicative of a growing cultural awareness of of the crumminess of the film's pseudo teen talk and an acceptance that such bullshit isn't so god damn cute anymore.
For further examples of such out of touch and stupid phrases, see Diablo Cody's shitty post-Juno writing credits (Jennifer's Body, Burlesque et.al.)
"Hey, did you hear Juno won the Oscar for best original screenplay?"
"Honest to Blog?"
"...dude, shut the FUCK up."
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When a girl claims to be “bi” but finds dicks disgusting.
Lez be honest, you want the poon.
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Gaylord's honest eyes were a reflection of his innocent demeanor.
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