srs bsns

A contraction of 'Serious Business', popularly used among the Red vs Blue forums, as well as various other ports of call around the internet.

It's main use is mocking, when someone takes the internet too seriously or takes a joke too seriously, people will often remark on how it is "srs bsns".

Teh internets is srs bsns

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SR-71

The Blackbird is a titatnium-skinned, supersonic spy plane created by Skunkworks in the 1960's. Reputed to attain Mach 3+, it has also set the altitude record for a jet powered aircraft. Highly successful photographer of the Soviet Union in the Cold War, the SR-71 was extremely expensive to operate. Mostly decommissioned in the late 90's, NASA still flies a few for research purposes.

The SR-71 Blackbird pours fuel onto the tarmac, and must be refueled after take-off.

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the Paul Sr.

not to be confused with the Sam Elliot, it also starts with a hot karl, and the dipping of the first three fingers on both hands in the poo. The dirty fingered partner then places both sets of fingers directly below the nose and proceeds to wipe out and down, again at a 45 degree angle, and continues to the collar bone... and pow, the Paul sr. is born.

lauren begged me to give her the Paul Sr., but i couldn't go through with it.

srs bzns

Abbreviation of serious business

The internets are not srs bzns.

Try to keep srs bzns to a minimum.

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SR-71

1: A supersonic spy plane used in Cold War era, flys at Mach 3 plus, exact top speed classified, cliamed to be fastest plane in the world, nicknames: "Sled" "Blackbird"

2: A true punk rock band, not anything like Green Day, who sell out and cut themselves for publicity. They have guitar skills to rival some classic rock, they are original, not tools, they don't wear dog collars or spike their hair like Fallout Boy. Basically, they rock.

1: Man, the SR-71 is like, way fast.

2: Dude, SR-71 wrote some of the greatest punk songs of all time.

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spr srs

Super serious

"Someone on the internet disagrees with my opinion!"
"This is spr srs!"

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srs face

A srs face is made either when somebody says an extremely not funny joke or it can be used in conjunction with trump.

TIM: Knock Knock!
ADAM: Who's there?
TIM: Icon.
ADAM: Icon who?
TIM: Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?

ADAM would then make an extremely srs face at TIM who is obviously a homosexual.

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