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An overly sarcastic professional, unfitting for their title.
"I'm afraid you have cancer", the doctor said.
"What are my chances of living?", asked Kevin.
"Pretty great, if you mean until tomorrow"
"You're such a forge tit."
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The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.
Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!
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3 weekends out of every year a group of 30,000 old people, young boys with lifted loud trucks, and tourists flock to pigeon forge tn to look at old cars and get drunk and trash the town. the locals call it hell weeks. its basically like mardi gras. all the boobs, all the alcohol, half the cops.
dude pigeon forge rod run was so fun. that one girl ran across the road shirtless while people threw beads at her
The worst 4 years of you life.
Valley Forge Middle School was absolutely terrible!
What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
To copy or imitate a person for a desired image, usually as a way to deceive a person or group of people.
Roberta Ford had to forge an image in fire to get the respect that he/she thought was owed her.
ah, yes. tortilla fridge! sorry, I meant tobias forge... why is there no definition for this man? I thought people loved ghost!
but anyways, he's a goofy man. trust me. and that's basically why everyone (in the ghost fandom at least) loves him! he has a FAT ASS. I JUST WANNA SQUISH IT... did I also mention that hes 4 PEOPLE AS ONE PERSON?? IN A MASK?? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HES THAT GOOFY ASS RAT MAN.
alsoooo he's honestly a very good singer. I mean... he's swedish, sooo... but why didn't he win a grammy for best metal performance this year? THE GRAMMYS LOOOOVES METALLICA ISTGGG. 72 seasons is their worst song ngl... but that's not the point!
also I'm listening to ghost while writing this... shhhhh...
my friend: omg did you hear that tobias forge was at the grammys??
me: REALLY?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.
my friend: there's only one pic but okay...