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forge tit

An overly sarcastic professional, unfitting for their title.

"I'm afraid you have cancer", the doctor said.

"What are my chances of living?", asked Kevin.

"Pretty great, if you mean until tomorrow"

"You're such a forge tit."

by zfzmikey May 30, 2017


colonial forge high school

The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.

Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!

by stressedouthsstudent May 21, 2017


pigeon forge rod run

3 weekends out of every year a group of 30,000 old people, young boys with lifted loud trucks, and tourists flock to pigeon forge tn to look at old cars and get drunk and trash the town. the locals call it hell weeks. its basically like mardi gras. all the boobs, all the alcohol, half the cops.

dude pigeon forge rod run was so fun. that one girl ran across the road shirtless while people threw beads at her

by I’m just some loser October 08, 2019


Valley Forge Middle School

The worst 4 years of you life.

Valley Forge Middle School was absolutely terrible!

by bgonethottie November 28, 2018


forged with iron

A noun has something iron in/on it, but it's from smithing.

Guy 1: "My blade in World of Warcraft is forged with iron!"
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."

by poisonberries December 02, 2021


5 forges

The forge limit

“There are only, like, 5 forges, bro

by oofpuppy April 16, 2024


I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022