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When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.
"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.
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when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.
debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.
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A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.
I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.
It involves forklift sushi and the anus
Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.
Doubly penetrating a woman sideways with one of the homies.
“Damn bro, did you see Maria at that party last night?; she was totally forklifting Bryan and Abel.”
Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…
Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!
King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.
Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.
Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.
Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.