a game virgins play and post ALL over their snapchat story even thoigh they actually suck at life
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The act of praising Ninja specifically inside a church
Whilst Karen was praising Jesus I was praising Fortnitism
1: hey do you wanna play fortnite?
2: ew wtf
Once upon a time it used to be a Great game. Now its "Justin *Groan* *Groan*. "Piece Control Kyle" so uhhh yea
"Hey Jared did you play fortnite yesterday?
"No you fucking dumbass what are you 9?"
An overhyped game that is somehow still alive. Usually all the squeakers hang out on Xbox Live playing this with their fellow screamers. For some reason people love to harass and assault you if you’re a “default skin”, because apparently it totally matters. Seriously just let the people play the goddamn game with whatever skin they want, dumbass. Fortnite is also why people are getting views making Fortnite Addicted Child Dr. Phil videos. Nowadays, most people think to themselves “What has the world come to.” Remember when Minecraft was still alive? Good times.
Person 1: *walking in the hallway*
Person 2: “dO yOu pLaY fOrTnItE???”
Person 1: “No.”
Person 2: “wHy?”
Person 1: “BECAUSE ITS STUPID!”
Person 3: “OMG HE DOESNT PLAY FORTNITE!?”
*everyone but person 1 starts screaming about Fortnite stuff although nobody cares what they say*
A man above the age of 30 who is still a virgin
That guy is a fortnite.
A video game released for PC, PS4, and XBox One which virgins play for pleasure instead of finding sex. Some side effects to playing this is as follows - Annoying Snapchat stories, anxiety, and wanting die.
Yo, I’m finna play fortnite and masturbate at the same time.
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