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Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

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French Horn

When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.

I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came

by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017


French Horn

When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.

Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment

Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit

by TheTubaPlayer February 3, 2021


French horn

When three or more women sit on each others face at the same time and make the sweet sound of their people by blowing into each other’s vagina at the same time. ♻️

Helen, Kathy, and I French horned last night.

by Pixie Crotch April 20, 2023


French horn

Its like French kissing but to someones butt hole

Middle school band teacher taught me to french horn.

by Mexican cholo50 October 2, 2019


French horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while simultaneously digitally arousing her, specifically with the entire first.

Linda was well satisfied when Steve gave her a french horn. .

by Comicus January 4, 2019


French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn

“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven

by UrMomElGay February 24, 2020