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Refers to a moment in which you hear or read something incorrectly, thus interpreting it as a dirty or sexual statement.
My brother in law had just finished from a long night of driving and arrived at my mom's house when we were watching the news. Recently, a small child had drowned in his family pool, so the news was doing a lot of stories on pool safety - showing children running around pools and playing under the watchful eyes of their parents. Mike glanced at the screen, took a moment, and started laughing. Wondering why he was laughing at a story of drowning children, we asked what was so funny. The title of the story was "Pool Dangers" and yet my fatigued bro-in-law was wondering why images of children would accompany the words "Pole Dancers" that he mistakenly read. This is a Freudian Grab.
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Opening a computer program you briefly thought about but were not intending on opening in the first place.
Steve: I wanted to open Firefox, but I was thinking of that essay I wrote and accidently opened Word instead.
Bill: Wow, Freudian click man
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Its when you accidentaly fart when you really didn't mean to.
Girl: Oh my gosh, you just farted!!!
Guy: Baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It was a Freudian Rip.
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A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.
Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.
My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.
I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.
A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).
/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better
bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected
Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.
Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
When the guy cums before you do and while he is in pure ectasy of release you punch him in the dick
Greg totally came before I did last night and I totally did a Freudian Dick...Just punched him right in the dick. Didn't even mean to...Just happend!