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An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.
Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"
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Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.
Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.
Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.
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when you get frustrated and cant find the right words.
- dies in call of duty- SHIT BITCH FUCK CUNT!
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something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"
James Colston, you are a dick faced fucking cunt!!
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A sentence often used by Axel Jonsson, when he is trying to say You're a fucking cunt or You're such a fucking cunt.
Kalle: *Proceeds to take Axels ray-bans*
Axel: Your so fucking cunt!
*Laughter in background as we caught it on tape*
A friend you love and care about but makes you occasionally contemplate murdering her.
Rhythm : *Does something annoying*
Joe : Nothing would make me happier than choking you to death right here you fucking cunt ass bitch.
Rhythm: So no to the popcorn ?
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I saw a wet ass fuck cunt through the window of the apartment. It made me horny so I started to watch and Jack while watching outside in the open *it was night* I thought no one was around until I felt a hot ass chick sucking on my hairy balls. I cummed after a while and it splayed all over there window. The people in the apartment notest and took me and the chick sucking my dick inside and then we all had fun together the rest of the night.
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