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Fuck Buddies

Normally this means that there are two people and are most likely friends but have sexual benefits all the time. Over time they grow a best friend bond and when they are happy they fuck. When they are sad or frustrated they fuck. Until one gets a girl/boy friend and their significant other gets jealous because you have better sex.

I heard that Heather got dumped by Steven because his "fuck buddies" Karen has better sex!

by Notafuckinghoesogofuckyourmom November 23, 2019

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Fuck buddy

A friend to have sex with from time to time. No strings attached.

Kim is my fuck buddy.

by JecaT August 16, 2020

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Fuck Buddy Syndrome

The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.

Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.

by NipplePimpleMaybeBaby December 7, 2013


Work Fuck Buddy

A work fuck buddy is a business colleague who you engage in hot, work related sex when you both attending corporate events such as trade shows and conferences. Generally, both parties have no relationship outside of work functions and save the fun for conferences. A work fuck buddy is there to engage, motivate, and reward with the intent of delivering maximum ROI.

I am so excited to attend PC World in Vegas, my work fuck buddy Joe is going to be there, so that makes it all good. Taking one for the company!

by Funny Moms June 7, 2016

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Fuck Buddy Code

The set of rules that apply to both parties in a non-committed sexual relationship.

1. No emotional attachments
2. Occurs on a semi-regular basis
3. Mutual satisfaction is ideal (but not guaranteed)
4. Don't neglect your fuck buddy
5. Discretion is key

Me: "Josh hasn't called me in two months. What a cunt."
Friend: "Oh man bitch, he's breaking fuck buddy code!"

by A-Bag and J-Queef February 2, 2012

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glorified fuck buddy

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.

Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.

by miraparker September 5, 2011

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rules of fuck buddies

1. Can't get attached
2. Don't go around telling people
3. No calling or texting afterwards
4. No fighting
5. No talking on a daily basis
6. Under no cercumstances can you denye sex
7. Don't take into consideration if your buddy finished or not

"Dude you can't like her, she's only a fuck buddy. Don't you know the rules of fuck buddies?"

by Bastek February 20, 2009

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