Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping
Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!
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1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.
2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.
a dead move, a weird function, its going to be "whack", crazy, not normal, weird
hey want to go to brian's house?
nah, thats a whack function.
A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.
“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”
When a family not only cannot get along but insult one another in the process.
Me: My mom just called my sister a skanky ho because she referred to my dad as a skirt chasing booze hound.
Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.
Spotify artist that creates hits on Long Island. He was the coolest cat in Hauppauge and will go down as a Hauppauge legend. Many Long Island artists have gotten jealous of his talent but he still remains the top artist of Long Island.
Yo is that Function Adams, I cant believe he is at this party.
Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.