The dude with the largest of dongs and is amazing at anything
He's also very depressed so he needs lots of attention and cuddles
Woah, Gabe looks very depressed today
9👍 5👎
An extremely gay autistic child who goes in a fuck sandwedge with his sister and father and likes to crawl into the womb of a dead pregnant lady and yodel violently
20👍 15👎
Top notch legend mate honestly like wow.
That man right there... that’s a Gabe
6👍 2👎
A hot man with shredded abs and giant biceps. He gets tons of ladies and can steal anyone’s girl. He makes even the straightest men turn gay, but is straighter than an arrow. He got an amazing sense of humor. He can turn the worst day into the best. He makes shaggy seem weak(not actually shaggy never seems weak but he’s close to shaggy’s amount of power). It is impossible to not love and adore him. He’s everyone’s hero. He’s an all around superstar. He’s extremely athletic but also very smart and witty and clever. He’s can be the kindest sweetest person, but when he’s angry he will end your life within seconds by just three words.( also chuck norris’ hero)
Wow I wish I was half as cool as Gabe.
5👍 3👎
Gabe is probably the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. He will stay up really late just to talk to you. He’s tall and really into sports like basketball. Gabe is really sweet. He may seem a little shy at first but once you get to know him, he’s literally the best. Never underestimate a Gabe. Gabe will stick up for you and always be there for you no matter what. He puts a lot of love and care into his relationships with people. When you lose a Gabe, nothing will be the same. Losing a Gabe is like losing half ur heart. Gabe is really loyal, honest, kind and very trustworthy. He’ll never leave you on read and will do anything to talk to just you.
“Gabe guess what?”
“Basketball”
5👍 2👎
A kid who loves Roblox and haves a ton of robux money can get any girl with a snap of his finger. he is the smartest man alive and the sexiest man alive
hey look it's Gabe
12👍 7👎
When a man slaps a womans ass for 9 hours
"yo, you see that Gabe happening"
"ya, he been slapping for 9 hours"
4👍 1👎