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A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.
Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.
Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
a person who consistently gaslights everyone in your group.
Torin is such a GarF.
I can't believe he made me believe that I actually slept with my second cousin.
Jokes on him,
It was actually his mom. XD
An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.
The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)
My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.
An oversized infinity scarf worn by an effeminate sister in your local Gayborhood.
Oh HONEY, that garf is FIERCE.