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A love gasket is a moustache and beard or mustache and goatee combo that makes a perfect seal when you give head. This term comes from gasket, a seal used in car engines or plumbing. It's not related to the Brit slang gasket found in Urban Dictionary.
"My boyfriend grew a love gasket for Movember, but it tickled when he tried to go down on me, so I made him shave it off."
Cervical opening within the vagina.
Flange gasket is at full stretch, gloves are on!
Someone who is unbelievabley rubbish at something. Their actions bring shame to those around them.
Sig Angus came into work with no clothes on, he is a turbo gasket!
A condom.
I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
It means when you're so angry (or very bitchy) that you blow a gasket or blow up basically. Like bomb from the Angry Birds...
Person 1: Oh Lawd, here we go again, she's gonna blow
Person 2 OH LAWD SHE GON' BLOW A GASKET
Person 3 *growling noises* WHERE'S MY CAKE?!
Originating in late nineteenth century Bordeaux, a gasket snatch, from the French snache gasquite, refers to a particularly snug example of feminine anatomy.
“Merde mon frere, cette chatte est trop serree!” “Shittt my nigga, dat pussy is tooo tight”
“Merde oui, frere. T’ai la snatch gasquite” “shit yeah nigga, you got you a gasket snatch”
A large pair of long, thin, stainless steel tweezers similar to those used by chefs to place garnishes, but instead used to quickly retrieve a gasket from a slotted trench drain.
“Dang, another gasket just fell in. Can you pass me the gasket snatch?”