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A genocide counter is the name for the units of mass genocide. The amounts are as follows:
1 Hitler = 6,000,000 deaths
1 World War 1 = 40,000,000 deaths
1 World War 2 = 80,000,000 deaths
1 Nagasaki = 70,000 deaths
1 Hiroshima = 140,000 deaths
1 World War 2 = 2 World War 1s
1 Hiroshima = 2 Nagasakis
Guy 1: “Did you hear about that mass genocide?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I hear it was 3 Nagasakis on the Genocide Counter!”
Guy 1: “I know right! What’s that, 1 and a half Hiroshimas?”
Guy 2: “Yup”
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An activity for those who aspire to be like Stalin but desire to put a jovial spin on the word. Can also be used in reference to any critical educational study at which point the person absolutey owns the publication dismissing it to the same level as Ann Coulter's books.
"Let's go genociding!"; "Ann Coulter's adam's apple is into genociding."
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When you tile meatspin in different colors on a power point, then project the meatspin at a national epilepsy convention.
Did you hear the man on the news?
No I didn't, what happened?
Meatspin Genocide happened.
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"I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it. Everything on earth will perish."
Genesis 6:16-18
"If you read the bible god is a genocidal maniac. "
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when a person gets aids on purpose in order to get rid of entire race by giving them aids
I know how to get rid of black people, I'll just do genocidal aids.
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Indiscriminate Genocide is a term I made up for killing millions of people similar to a Genocide but the intended outcome is just murder instead of killing a race, ethnicity, or religion.
I'm going to commit Indiscriminate Genocide.
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing certain vulgar, sadistic sexual acts to human or animals genitals. This includes tieing elastic bands round a mans testicles while he is restrained, allowing the blood flow to be cut of so as the testicles drop off, into a saucepan and are subsequently cooked on a stove or fire. It also forbids anyone from taking part in the homosexual vulgar act of cock schlocking, were the man is tied down whilst three other men insert matches covered in paraffin or other flamable liquid, down the mans japs eye, then setting the matches alight and performing fallatio and masturbatory exercises on him. Genital Genocide is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.4 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Genital Genocide, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"