Genocide Counter

A genocide counter is the name for the units of mass genocide. The amounts are as follows:

1 Hitler = 6,000,000 deaths
1 World War 1 = 40,000,000 deaths
1 World War 2 = 80,000,000 deaths
1 Nagasaki = 70,000 deaths
1 Hiroshima = 140,000 deaths

1 World War 2 = 2 World War 1s
1 Hiroshima = 2 Nagasakis

Guy 1: “Did you hear about that mass genocide?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I hear it was 3 Nagasakis on the Genocide Counter!”
Guy 1: “I know right! What’s that, 1 and a half Hiroshimas?”
Guy 2: “Yup”

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genociding

An activity for those who aspire to be like Stalin but desire to put a jovial spin on the word. Can also be used in reference to any critical educational study at which point the person absolutey owns the publication dismissing it to the same level as Ann Coulter's books.

"Let's go genociding!"; "Ann Coulter's adam's apple is into genociding."

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Meatspin Genocide

When you tile meatspin in different colors on a power point, then project the meatspin at a national epilepsy convention.

Did you hear the man on the news?
No I didn't, what happened?
Meatspin Genocide happened.

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genocidal maniac

god of the bible

"I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it. Everything on earth will perish."

Genesis 6:16-18

"If you read the bible god is a genocidal maniac. "

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genocidal aids

when a person gets aids on purpose in order to get rid of entire race by giving them aids

I know how to get rid of black people, I'll just do genocidal aids.

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Haribo Genocide

The crime of mass killing haribos, especially cola bottles.

Haribo genocide is a serious crime.

Indiscriminate Genocide

Indiscriminate Genocide is a term I made up for killing millions of people similar to a Genocide but the intended outcome is just murder instead of killing a race, ethnicity, or religion.

I'm going to commit Indiscriminate Genocide.