Theology and Geometry

A scholarly locution intended to connote stances of decency, taste, and culture amid the decadence, debauchery, depravity and perversion of modern society.

A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.

An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.

“What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”

"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

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Geometry Dash

A game called by many a "bad game" etc. a timing and rhythm game made for people who aren't quitters. The game has many levels of skill from oh yey I beat it to YEEEEAEAEAEAEAEAEAAAAASSSSSSS1!!!!!!1.

Typical Pro reaction
*Headphone warning flashing on screen
*hits-*hits-*hits table while yelling SI, SI! VOMOS! VOMOS!
What is going on here?!
SÍ SÍ ¡ME GANÓ EL NIVEL MÁS DIFÍCIL MÁS DURO EN EL TABLERO DE GEOMETRY DASH!

Geometry dash

Some game the spanish took over, reminds me of america.

It also makes squeaky kids and grown-ass men rage.

"Jimmy? Did you break your ipad because of geometry dash?! Despacito."

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Sacred Geometry

The underlying geometry in nature.

Example: the fibonacci sequence, the seed of life, the flower of life, the tree of life
One can see sacred geometry in naturally occurring ratios.
Example: pi, our bodies, plants, sea shells, spiral galaxies, sunflowers, ect.

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Geometry Class

A place in which about 20 people get together and text message, sleep, and eat, while a man or woman speaks gibberish.

Geometry class is boring as fuck

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Geometry Dash

The best game ever made by a Guiness name “Robert Topala” AKA “RobTop” or “RubRub”. He has created a game that people are interested in 7 years Later.

2018: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?
2020: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?
2520: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?
3020: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?
6020: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?

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