Just fuck this cunt this lesbian who nobody love and his mum died in a car crash on the way to the strip club you scumbag
Tyler gherkin is a fucking asshole right lil jimmy .
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whatever you want!
also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat
me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever pickles your gherkin.
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Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting
Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!
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When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety
A Gherkin is not only food, but also used by a variety of people as a funny insult. Usually it is beeing used for describing people (especially in Online Games) that are dumb, utterly suck at something or just missplay. It is indeed the cooler version of the world cucumber.
"Wow, his Zed is so clean. Just kiddin, he is a total gherkin."
when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.
Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now