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A poor excuse for a poet. Widely derided for use of obvious and poor imagery (see example), and for general all-round shitness.
(And she can't spell Vodafone).
Gillian Clarke can't be good. Listen to this poor excuse for poetry:
"The mouse curls in agony big as itself
and the star goes out in its eye."
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A caring woman who will adopt children as her own and help them make their dinner. She will make sure that they get on stage on time-most of the time.
Person1: How are those poor theatre children not starving?
Person2: They have Mother Gillian of course!
A naturally pretty girl who has suddenly started to wow thanks to a new taste in fashion/makeup. From the novel 'Valley of the Dolls'
"Wow, ever since Katie bought that new coat she's been such a Gillian Girl!"
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To be loudly spit roasted by two dwarves in a tent, usually although not necessarily a tipi, while passers-by remain unaware of what is taking place.
I thought there were some strange heavy breathing noises coming from that tent this afternoon. Turns out that the woman we were talking to yesterday was having an absolutely epic dirty Gillian. Saw her this evening and she looked happy, but she said she couldn't eat or sit down. Now I understand why.
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a woman with an immaculate hairline
has all of the bitches
has a big badonkadonk as well.
Gillian Elaina is a person who is very musically talented with the pickle instrument
skilled in the arts of poopy butt fart
Woah is that Gillian Elaina over there? I am swoon
The absolute best hug in the world, from the most beautiful girl in the world.
"Man, I wish i had a Gillian Hug right now".
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