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Happy Gilmore but instead his name is Freaky Gilmore.
And instead of playing golf, he puts golf clubs up his ass.
“Woah Momma, Now that’s what I call a Freaky Gilmore!!!”
A beautiful ginger female, whom has a son who is a burst of fire.
Did you hear that Sara Gilmore has the biggest glutes in the state?
the best boyfriend to Ashe will obly ever date her bc all other girls are so fucking ugky and stupid to him
Shawn Gilmore is Ashes only
Gilmore is a super funny person. He usually spends his time thinking about what he can do for another person, rather what he can do for himself. A Gilmore is pretty buff and tall, but acts sweet and nurturing. He is very intelligent, but likes to act dumb. He is a very trustworthy person and will never tell any of your secrets. Gilmore doesn't think too highly of himself, he puts everyone elses feelings before his own. He is a person who is willing to take ypur sadness away and give you all his happiness at his own expense. He is usually in the friend zone, but is impatient to wait for the right on. Overall, Gilmore is a person you need in your life becuase Gilmore can be the best thing to happen when your at your lowest.
Person 1: Life just sucks, I'm really sad.
Gilmore: Hey, its gonna be okay. I'll be right here for you, always.
Person 1: Thank you, I'm glad I know you, Gilmore.
he is a man who always considers his actions and acts in a good and just manner.
He is a Gilmore.
Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
A true douchebag and by far the worst goalie in hockey history. Notorious for his awful body odor and his fat and ridiculous sister.
Johnny sucks tonight ! He let in 9 goals. He's playing like a Reed Gilmore!