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The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
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Versatile phrase. Use whenever someone's being a dumbass.
P1: There's so much proof that the earth is flat, open your eyes!
P2: You daft cunt. Give your head a wobble, won't you?
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National give a boy head day (8 January) is a day when a boy can ask any girl for sloppy head and receive.
Friend 1: what day is it?
Friend 2: 8th January
Friend 3: it's national give a boy head day!
July 3rd is Give Your Boyfriend Head Day! Rejoice, and give gawk gawk to your boyfriend.
“Oh hey isn’t it July 3rd today?”
“Yeah, it is Give Your Boyfriend Head day isn’t it… wait that means you have to give me head!”
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basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A
Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’
Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’
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show your boyfriend you love him by giving him some head to celebrate this fine day.
Gf: can I give you head ?
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.