Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing

Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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glad good

Biggest girlband in the world,composed by four italian members: Jade,Sophia,Sonia and Giada.
They won the x-factor 2023 and started their career under the syco label.
They performed at the Grammys,the Vmas,the Emas and at the Coachella.
Right now they’re the girlband who sold most album copies.

Glad Good music is very good

Glad

Inhalants; paint thinner, glue, aerosols, nitrates, gas, etc. Used to get high, typically abused by children.

"Oy Suz, we finkin of gettin' some glad and pounding beyind ol' crusty's bahnyard?"

"Who you fink I'yam William? Not half the 'ore yur mother was."

Glads

Girl lads - fucking lit chicks that just want a pint of lager and dart to end a hard working day. Usually on the hot girl summer side of life.

Paul: woah bro, did you see those bunch of hard working Sheila’s that just walked in?

Bert: yeah bro, they’re the glads of the town, they love a bender, go hard or go home am I right?

Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

Black Glad

So happy, regardless of race, you start speaking in ebonics.

I'm black glad, shiiiiaatt. Wat's up gurrrll?

Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.

Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.