gooey gobbler

A turkey and peanut butter sandwich.

Ren Stevens: Would you like anything to eat?
Jason Bagwell: I never turn down a gooey gobbler, join me Ren?
Louis Stevens: Yeah Ren, have one.
Ren Stevens: Eh...

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Hob Gobbler

The Hob Gobbler is the name a of a legendary trickster figure that lives along Pine Mountain in the Appalachian Mountains. It is a devil that takes the form of a turkey, which sometimes grants wishes but sometimes pays tricks on those who seek it out.

Well he may show up to help if he said he would, but that boy aint no more reliable nor trustworthy than the old Hob Gobbler himself.

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Green Gobbler

One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.

Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...

douche-gobbler

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.

Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing

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Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.

"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."

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Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.

Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.

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Stoat gobbler

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.

Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.

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