Somebody who desires to be treated as goth but hasn't put any time or effort into their image or personality.
Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.
this kid got a mammoth cock bro
“Yo you hear bout that Ethan Goff kid”
“ yuh I heard his dick destroys the pussy”
Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.
Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”
A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.
Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk
Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens
Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa
Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit
Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)
Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?
Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff
The cum that clogs the shower drains in college dorms.
Guy 1: Bro what the fuck?! I cant shower! The water won’t go down the fucking drain!
Guy 2: Sorry bro we’ve been away for a bit, dudes get horny. I didn’t mean to Justin Goff the shower.
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