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a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru
“nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”
The act of jerking a long one to Satoru Gojo from JJK (Jujutsu Kaisen) usually with a partner in which you stare directly into each other’s eyes why profusely edging
Dirty Gojo: one’s urge to violently edge to Satoru Gojo.
Gojo Satoru is the most delectable finest most gorgeous man on earth. he is the strongest, and he will come back.
Person 1: hey, have you heard of Gojo Satoru?
Person 2: yes omg i wanna get him pregnant so bad
Suguru geto: real
The Strongest.
Yeah that's all.
"Yo is that Gojo Satoru? The Strongest?"
"Yes."
Hottest motherfucker to live on earth (but not even real)
White hair, eyes that Mappa put all their life savings on, and a 5ft cock (speaking from experience)
Gege hates Satoru Gojo. I don't know why but now we know why Satoru is now a kitkat.
God damn.
Your man: "Hi babe!"
You: "I wanna break up"
Your man: "What?! Why?!"
You: "I met someone better, his name is Gojo Satoru."
Your man: "Oh understandable."
You: "Bye"
Your man: "Bye"
A blind looking ahh old guy who has a homicide record for firing a purple ball at a homeless guy.
Person 1: Ayo did you see Satoru Gojo do that Hollow Purple?
Person 2: Bro he fucked up my house with that
Person 1: dang
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It is an art where the man repeadetly thrusts back and forward to create a swinging formation, and is an ancient move used back 3000 years ago in the land of Skibi. It takes years to learn and is a priceless talent. Luffy has first hand experience in this, it was used against him and he quoted "I have never felt anything so good in my life"
Also, did you pray today?
"Yo he knows how to do the gojo backshot!"