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The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.
Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.
A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho