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Google, or Google, Inc., is one of the biggest companies in the world, A.K.A. Microsoft's brainwashing brother. Google is already set to take over the world by at least 2020. The Google virus has already infected more than half of the world's population. It is only a matter of time before you get brainwashed too. Run while you can from the evils of Google, but don't try to get help from those losers at Yahoo! or Bing. Chances are that they will just bombard you with ads, irrelevant information, and Justin Bieber.
Beware of Google's hundreds of deadly weapons such as Google Images, Google Maps, Google Earth, Google Play, Google News, Google+, Gmail, Google Chrome, Google Translate, Google Trends, Google Drive, Google Calendar, Google Mobile, Google Books, Google Offers, Google Wallet, Google Shopping, Google Alerts, Google Blogger, Google Hangouts, Google Finance, Google Photos, Google Videos, Google Scholar, Google Groups, Google Fusion Tables, Google Code, Google Voice, Google AdSense, and YouTube.
What Google calls "Accessories" are actually killing machines crawling with predators determined to force the Google way of life into your mind. And then there is the secret weapon that murders tens of thousands each day: Google Search.
Google might even plan to launch Google Brainwash, Google Overlord, Google Google, Google Google Google, Google Imagmapearthplaynewsmail+, Google Obama, Google Illuminati, and Google Slave List in the near future. You have been warned...
There are over 100 definitions of Google on Urban Dictionary already. Those poor souls could have fought back, but the Google Virus cursed them forever... wait a minute...
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A shitty website that faggots use.
Hector: Wanna be in my circle on Google+?
Noah: Nah. I'm not a fag.
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to put the burden of proof on the person asking the question or to prove a point without any effort or argument whatsoever
Andy: "How could there possibly be a competitor for the shake weight?!"
Stig: "I don't f******* know... google it."
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1. n. a popular search-engine
2. v. to search for something.
Originally, Google had the more narrow meaning of simply performing an online search on the Google search engine, but since has become adapted to a more broad context of searching for almost anything.
See Also: Wiki
1. A: I totally can't remember what that song was called!
B: Check for the lyrics on Google, man. You'll probably find it.
2. A: I'm really hungry.
B: Then go Google the cupboard for some ramen or something.
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The replacement of education for our technology dependent society.
533 billion googles are made in a day.
"What's uh.. 2+2?"
"Google it."
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The most common search engine, made in 1998.
Guy 1: Hey, when did Abraham Lincoln die?
Guy 2: I don't know. Let me Google that.
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1. used as a verb to indicate using an internet search engine (normally Google itself) to look up a subject
2. internet search engine
1. "Hold on, just let me google her."
2. "I use Google when I look up things for school, even though I normally end up on Wikipedia."
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