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Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.

"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"

by MikeHuntisSweaty February 25, 2020

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Goose

A true silly Willy who likes to mess around

Him: I fucked my cat last night

Other him: your a straight goose hombre

by J- bird June 12, 2019

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Goose

Verb; When under fire and behind cover in an FPS, the act of chancing and getting a lucky sniper kill, usually a headshot.

Some guy was firing at me, so I took a chance while he was reloading and goosed him.

by KingKr33per January 13, 2017

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Goose

The name you give someone who is grace

Hey your a goose

by Gizard XD March 1, 2017

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Goose

A large waterbird with a long neck, short legs, webbed feet, and a short broad bill. Generally geese are larger than ducks and have longer necks and shorter bills.

My dad wants a motorcycle. He also wants a goose.

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 May 18, 2017

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Goose

goose

eat my goose

by Poopysexydoody May 10, 2022

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Goose

1. A word better than good.

2. Sarcasm on the word good.

1. These fries are so goose~!

2. He keeps lying to you, he's such a goose friend!

by Felixbunny November 20, 2010

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