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The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.
Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.
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Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.
Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat in it so he could see the film just fine.
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a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.
David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.
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where you put your gouch on a persons head or any part of the body.
damn bruh, they just gouch tapped me in the fucking face!!
the sweat that comes off of your gouche after intense sexual activity
oh my God i could fill a cup with that much gouche juice last night
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When you smack your balls against your gouche and makes a sound like when you are beating eggs.
I made such a loud sound when i did the gouche smack.
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