Greyhound

Your wife is giving birth, and you're filming, being the good husband you are. As soon as the baby comes out, you immediately grab your child from the doctor's hands, enter said child, then enter your wife with the baby on your penis, making sweet love to her.

"Hey, Bill, I heard your wife had the baby!"

"She sure did! I gave her the ol' Greyhound!"

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Greyhound race

When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.

Alright guys, whip out the champers, it's time to go greyhound racing

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Emily's greyhound

The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.

Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof

ergo Emily's greyhound

have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound

Oh i see, sorry my mistake

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Ridin' the greyhound

When you don't have any money, you are low on cash, without funds, or just plain old "financially embarrased.

Hey girlfriend, me and my girls are going to check out that new movie, so how 'bout you? Sounds fun, but I can't this time cause I'm riding the greyhound.

My girlfriends went to the movies tonight, but I didn't go with them cause I'm ridin' the greyhound til I pick up my check from work.

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greyhound lunch

the act of cutting off the body parts of another passenger and eating them, while riding a greyhound bus.

The dude went totally crazy, killed a passenger then had a greyhound lunch, of lips, nose and ear.

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Ganja Greyhound

A ganja greyhound is like a greyhound (vodka and grapefruit juice)but instead of using vodka, you dump the grapfruit juice into your bong and rip it to your hearts content.

Jon: "Hey man I'm mixing drinks, you wanna greyhound?"
Ed: "Nah man, I'm mixing drugs, lets have a ganja greyhound."

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Operation greyhound

Diet and work out program. Intended that once completed, to have the attributes of a Greyhound dog. All ribs and cock!

Don’t eat that fucking donut! That’s not operation Greyhound.