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jeff: dude… just fucked with sarah… she has that asta gru, fr fr no cap
It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement
“The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner
A Tall Man from Despectable Me
Felonious Gru means He is dead
This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
Gru the ultimate yassified baddie who stole the moon who is slaying
woman: have you seen Gru material gorl?
Person: yasssss he is a yassified baddie
woman: yes he us a baddie material gorl slay
A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice
Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!
Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.
GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.