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Person 1: I'm trying to shift into the anime world, but it hasn't worked yet :(
Person 2: Just Gub.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Give up bro.
Gub Parden
noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5
Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.
Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here
Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.
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Usage:
“Oi lads, let’s head to the gub parden before Terry tries to DJ again.”
to tell someone to shut up, spoken mainly in Edinburgh.
I'm sick of listening to you, just wheesh yer gub!
Putting a frog into ones pants/undergarments for the purpose of pleasure, often till climax.
Adam was excited to start gubbing with the South American frogs Fred had smuggled in, horny (ceratophrys) frogs were always the best.
Hes walking like such a gub.
to rummage threw or to have you hands where they dont belong.
Stop gubbing in that drawer, He was gubbing all over her.