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When you fall and hit your neck off an object.
I was carrying a tv, fell, and reverse guillotined myself.
A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.
Buy the Penis guillotine for only 2.99 free shipping and a free protector to stop blood from splatting everywhere
Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.
Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"
when you are getting your teeth cleaned and the dentist surprises you by cutting of you head.
so my ghost said to the other ghost "i was getting my teeth cleaned and my dentist cut of my head with a dental guillotine!" the dentist said "SURPRISE *thunk* that will teach you to not floss"
One who bites while in the service of a penis.
Stay away from Stan, that Gherkin Guillotine will make you sorry!
A mythical device that can be used to slice pickles and living objects, roughly the same size and shape as a pickle.
His friends took him to a local gloryhole and on the other side was a Gherkin Guillotine.
His girlfriend bites and she is now Sue, the Gherkin Guillotine
The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt
The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.
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