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Guilt Spam

Social media memes, emails, or status updates that propagate themselves by making one feel guilty about not reposting, forwarding, or sharing. Usually involves a sensitive and emotionally charged topic such as abortion or animal abuse. Guilt spam has no real purpose, gives no useful information, and is not humorous except in an ironic way, yet will appear multiple times on your Facebook newsfeed due to pressure to share the status or meme, thus falling into the category of spam.

"Like and share this picture if you are against abortion. If not, keep scrolling."

"Repost this if you support cancer research. I know which of my friends will share, and who will keep scrolling."

To use in a sentence: "I'm going to start blocking people who send me guilt spam. Of course I support cancer research, but I'm not going to repost this picture just because you are trying to make me feel guilty."

by TwilightZone January 14, 2013


guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse

Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute

by bribeasy April 11, 2011


Guilt Quilt

This is when you wake up the morning after you've done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night's activities.

Oh my God, I didn't feel too bad this morning when I woke up, till I realised I'd called my best friend a whore, snogged my boss's significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when I was six! I was SO under the guilt quilt!

by Tuppence A. Bag December 30, 2011


Guilt tilt

The act of tilting ones phone away from prying eyes while looking at porn, fat girls, or various other types of embarrassing content.

Jack "guilt tilted" his phone whilst looking at skanks on tinder!

by KAALBEE June 24, 2016


garden guilt

The guilt one feels about doing, or not doing work in his or her garden on a beautiful day.

My wife feels garden guilt when she is inside on a beautiful day and wants to be working in her flower garden.
My wife also feels garden guilt after she has enjoyed time working in her flower garden, but realizes she has put off doing other things.

by drhominidae April 11, 2010


Guilt Work

Doing something for someone for the sole purpose of using it to guilt them later. Commonly done by mothers.

"My wife and I got in a argument, now she wants to do my chores."
"BROO don't let her shes trynna do some guilt work.

by MemeSuply4Real August 25, 2017


Survivor guilt

1. Feeling guilty about having survived a traumatic event e.g war, a tsunami, Black Friday sale opening... A common feature is blaming oneself for not being able to save the others involved.

2. A better way of expressing one's feelings to one's friends, family etc. about feeling good about NOT going with them on something e.g blue hair dye, eating that 3 week old lasagne...

1. Being the only ones from their group returning home from Iraq outside a box Jack and Joe suffered heavily from survivor guilt.

2. Visiting her family at the hospital's food poisoning wing Lisa said she had "survivor guilt" rather than the brains not to eat anything growing mushrooms.

by MommyLina December 9, 2008

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