The Guitar

First spit on your hand and jiggle your balls while you stroke your shaft as if you where strumming a guitar.

I was so tired of using the stranger, I resorted to the guitar.

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guitarically

Adverb meaning of, pertaining to, or relating to the guitar.

Jimi Hendrix is still my all-time favorite, guitarically speaking.

Guitar

A weirdly shaped instrument with usually six strings, goes BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM when you do a thing with your finger.

Person: I'm going to strum this guitar now.

Guitar: BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM

Guitar

no, this instrument won't magically make girls attracted to you

*Picks up guitar*
anyways here's Smoke on the Water

Guitar

The instrument i was forced to play from the age of 8.

"-hey mom i don't really like guitar, can i try something else?
*slaps*
-No you piece of shit, you're learning guitar."

Guitar

Hades' favourite instrument. He plays it a lot in Discord voice channels.

"Hey, look! Hades is playing guitar!"
"Noice"

guitar

a stringed instrument that when played, will help you get laid

"I got genital herpes and inpregnated 2 chicks from playing guitar so much last night"

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