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A disease very similar to Middletons' Disease only much worse. This disease is suffered by Beatrice Middleton when she wants to play with the kids, but they aren't there. It is also commonly seen in the Middletons' pet dog, Bumper, when he wants to play. When she gets Gunny Granny Flu Beatrice is often stuck in the house and is very lonely. It is cured by intense workouts and other treatments such as massages. So if you love the comic strip 'The Middletons', be careful - you might get Middletons' Disease and the Gunny Granny Flu.
Bumper: Uh oh, its school time again. I bet Miss Beatrice will have the Gunny Granny Flu.
Rusty: She sure will! Its tough when the kids are in school. Crazy fall time.
Beatrice: Yes, it is crazy around this time. But think of it this way: you get to spend all your time with me. Isn't that sweet? (She reaches for a Martian Mud and rubs it into Bumper's fur)
Bumper: Thank you! That's better. Now I've got the Gunny Granny Flu. What else can we do?
Rusty: Well, I know she likes to stretch. How about we stretch each other? (Bumper and Rusty start stretching on each other)
Beatrice: Yes, that's it. You two know how to make a Gunny Granny feel better. Now how about a game of fetch? (she throws a tennis ball to Rusty)
Bumper and Rusty: Poor Beatrice! She doesn't know what to do. I guess the Gunny Granny Flu will never end. Its just so sad.
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The pathway to insanity. The Gunny Highway is often traveled by lost souls seeking a meaning to their wanton need for guns and bloodshed. Travelers on the Gunny Highway make for good temporary compatriots, but you should never as one to be your best friend.
I've got nades and a shovel... time to ride the Gunny Highway.
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A country dance done by Beatrice Middleton. Most notably done to 'Hillbilly Rock' by Marty Stuart. Its a fun dance and is also a wonderful pre-game warm up exercise. Its also used as a celebration dance when Beatrice's teams win. So if you want some fun that keeps ticking like a clock, do a crazy thing called the Gunny Granny Rock!
Beatrice: Hey kids, you want to learn the Gunny Granny Rock? Its fun!
Diego: Sure! But what's a Gunny Granny Rock?
Wilson: Yeah, what you talkin' about Coach Beatrice?
Beatrice: Here, let me show you. (She turns on 'Hillbilly Rock') You just imitate the movements of the song. Its easy. (She starts dancing with them)
Diego: You're right, this is fun! I love it.
Beatrice: I knew you would. This is crazy. Its the Gunny Granny Rock beating with the drum. Its as quick as shooting from a gun. You'll love it.
Diego and Wilson: Nice! Crazy as a clock, we love it when you do the Gunny Granny Rock. Cause after all a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!
Beatrice: Right on! (she high fives Wilson and Diego)
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wat my dad calls films with guns shooting and fast driving
james bond is a gunny shooty drivey fasty
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an american that actively hunts british people for sport
"Yo do you see that gunnie over there? I hear he has the head of 10 british people on his wall. I can smell the tea in his backpack, that's probably what he uses to lure the brits
1 oz Everclear
4 oz Bombay Saphire or Jeremiah Weed
4 oz Cold Wild Turkey
2 oz Herruda Tequila
5 oz Rum
2 oz Gatorade.
To top it all off, take a shot glass full of Jägermeister and drop it in the glass.
Creating a "Gunny Bomb"
John had just had a Gunny Bomb no more than 4 minutes ago and is already showing signs of death.