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Harry - a very attractive guy who will make you feel like you're the only one for him.
But in reality, he is a spiteful, backstabbing and heartless guy.
He doesn't treat a girl right. He will make you feel like you were in the wrong. He pretends to like you and calls you 'the type'. Furthermore he will manipulate you.
Girl 1: Did you go out with Harry?
Girl 2: Yeah, about two years ago. He was 15 and I was 13.
Girl 1: I did as well! he was the worst.
Girl 2: I know right!
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A sex move invented by my ex-roomate Harry. This is when you wake a girl up, just in time for her to be awake when you cum either on her face or on her chest.
Dude, that bitch had it coming, so I pulled a Harry on her in the morning.
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(Harry) is a fat fuck who takes the whole box of crackers when you offer him one. He is rude, lazy and messy but he is part of the (national dumb bitch awareness campaign) which makes him a friend you deep down hate but you are nice to cuz he's a (dumb bitch awareness) campaigner.
Dad: How was school son?
Son: I made a friend called Harry
Dad: Is he a fat fuck?
Son: Yes
Dad: I knew it, But keep your crackers safe
Son: Ok dad
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A Sad Depressing Person With No Life. There Is Someone On His Mind,Someone That he Knows Needs Help. He Is To Afraid To Help...
Harry You Are Depressing
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The act of a man during sexual intercourse to slap a woman so hard with his cock, that he not only breaks the sound barrier, but also her jaw.
1: Ma’am why are you in the hospital?
2: My husband and I did the Harri last night...
1: Dear lord...
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That guy who shows porn in class.
Goddamn Harry! We are in class!
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"Arse"
It's actually Rhyming Slang for Rhyming Slang.
The correct rhyming slang for "Arse" is "Bottle & Glass"
but once people knew this the term couldn't really be used anymore without offending people. That prompted people to use the slang for "Bottle", which is "Aris-totle" as a slang for the first insult. "Aristotle" became "Aris" which in a London accent sounds the same as "Harris"
This has been in common London usage for well over a hundred years in it's current form.
"Do you wanna work overtime Dave?"
"Nah, stick it up yer Harris unless you're gonna offer time and a half"
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