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some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex
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Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.
A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all
You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R
I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.
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a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
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how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites
the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.
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I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)
"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"