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Short for Human Remains. Unsavory creatures, often found in larger organizations, allegedly related to the homo sapiens. Sometimes mistakenly referred to as the Human Resources department. Some say these peculiar life forms play a role in acquiring and keeping top talent in an organization but empirical observations have determined they do nothing of the sort and merely try to justify their existence by changing the organization’s employee performance evaluation framework every 5 years and by concocting corporate catch phrases, often printed in glossy brochures and posters, e.g., “our employees are our most valuable assets”.
- Dude, you look so upset! What’s going on?
- HR, man! I have a meeting with Human Remains later today, man. Wish me luck!
Helena Rafferty, inexplicably wealthy police chief of Canton Massachusetts.
That HR COMMENT is a distraction from what really happened.
Where white people end up after dressing in Blackface for Halloween.
Terri had to go to HR after pics of her Halloween costume got around.
“How rude”
When one says something rude as a joke you respond with an HR
@jake: I’ll drive everyone, but Ava , we don’t want her spilling her coffee again
@ava: omg HR😂😂😃
Hym "Did I tell you the company I work for changed the term for HR (Human resources) to something like 'Talent management' or something? It's the same. It's the same thing. My life is still being harvested as though I'm a crop or some kind of cattle. The HR department is still just a liability mitigation apparatus. Changing the name just makes it sound less-bad I guess. Fuck those guys."
Where you go as a male when you're being too misogynistic at your office or factory job.
You know you're in HR goulag when you're actually taking remedial courses on how to be less misogynistic at work. Just ask Don Lemon what it means to be in HR goulag.