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A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.
A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as
"it just doesn't have a KU."
"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."
The earth that the goddess loathed,
And which she protected way back,
Eventually outlasts her lifespans.
~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
The Khatlan Haiku is just a mere poem.
A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.
The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.
Here is my cat haiku:
My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.
The most legendary drawing to ever grace this earth. His life was short, but his dick was longer. He was created on a page of the Apogee adventures Vermont-Lake Champlain trip 2A 2021 touring trip, and soon after was wrongly accused of assault and beheaded.
“Stop worshiping the ginger! Henry the haiku master is our ruler now”
There is no rhyme or reason to what a person has said. Basically meaning the person doesn’t make sense.
Sam: “Have you ever wondered what it’s like to eat skittles underwater”
Matt: “You’re acting like a Haiku”