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Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.

Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."

by Lexatic September 23, 2020


SO NOT HALAL MODE

Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef

eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE

by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021


Halalize

Check to see if a good is suitable for Muslims

Waleed: let me halalize the meat on this pizza

by Couchicle January 25, 2019


halalize

to make something halal

halalize

by dimdenus January 25, 2022


Halal Day

Stay halal for 1 day on 11th November, You cant do any haram thing for entire day

Stay halal brother, Halal Day is the best

by MFTMG November 09, 2021


Halal-itude

(Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.

1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass

2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?

by Gaurav the Vasnani May 18, 2018


halal peek

If you peek around a corner insanely fast

Bro, that cheater halal peeked our entire team as if he was Chuck Norris.

by cafcon December 11, 2023