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A fantastic meal named after beautiful Hamburg City in europe.
By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger in the Hamburger neither.
What the f* would a Burger be anyway?
Just like there neither is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.
In their slackness, the people of america began to call the hamburger just a burger.
Then along came stupid and invented the cheeseburger.
The smart guys figured out: If there is cheese on the cheeseburger, there has to be ham on the hamburger. But what they forgot: There ain't no Frank on the furter either!
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When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.
The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.
"Dude, I just nailed the church with a wicked hamburger!"
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A uninspiring and unstylish town situated in the north of Berks County Pennsylvania by the river Schuylkill. Used to have a broom factory but that closed. Now home to a recycling center and Cabellas Superstore.
"Although Hamburg was said to be the broom capital of the world, now they are not". Could benefit from taking a lesson from Hamburg Germany and opening up a red light district featuring fat Pennsylvania Dutch bitches since this is the one thing that they have
Oscar: Wel now, lets go don to ze Hamburg kapella und get zum hos and saurkraut
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v., slang - (to) hamburger someone
to capture someone and squeeze them between your and someone else's body, resembling a hamburger, the victim being the "patty" and two attackers the buns.
to be caught beneath a pile of people
"Salad" and so on can be added to reach a huge pile of people or "ingredients".
Guy 1: Let's go hamburger him!
Guy 2: Dude, I'm in.
Guy 1: "I'm so gonna sneak into that show."
Guy 2: "Well, have fun getting hamburgered by security."
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IT'S A FuCKING SANDWICH YOU IMMATURE IDIOTS. IT'S A BEEF PATTY BETWEEN TWO BUN HALVES. IT'S TOPPINGS USUALLY CONSIST OF KETCHUP, MUSTARD, AND OCCASIONALLY RELISH. GOD, WHY DO STRAIGHT WHITE AMERICAN ENGLISH SPEAKING MALES HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING IMMATURE. IT'S PROBABLY TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SMALL DICKS AND SUCKINESS AT BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, AND FOOTBALL. AND GOLF. IT'S NO WONDER WHY MOST INTELLECTUAL WHITE GUYS TURN GAY!
FUCK WHITE PATRIARCHY, AND ALL OF IT'S RANCID, TIRED OBSELETES FORMS. GO PLAY SOME HOCKEY, AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE WE (I AM A GAY WHITE LIBERAL MALE COLLEGE STUDENT, WHO MOSTLY DATES BLACK AND LATINO GUYS) ARE TAKING IT OVER!
Big Mac, Whopper, double cheeseburgers, cheesburgers, The Big and Tasty, Quarter Pounder with cheese, Double Quarter Pounders with cheese, Burger King Steak Angus Burgers, Kobe Beef Burgers, Fuddrucker's Burgers, Burgers from Old Country Buffet, and Filet Mingon Burgers.
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A gay white liberal college student who dates mostly black or latino guys.
PersonA: "IT'S A FuCKING SANDWICH YOU IMMATURE IDIOTS. I'M WHITE BUT DOWN WITH THE WHITES!!"
PersonB: "Dude...stop being such a hamburger. Seriously."
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Slang for hamburger meat.
"I picked up 2 pounds of hamburg to make sloppy joes for lunch."
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