When a woman jerks off two guys at the same time under a table.
Patty sat between Mickey and Finn at the table and gave them the ol' Boston Two Hander.
The wide receiver for the Denver Broncos formerly known as Emmanuel Sanders but due to his ability to catch any pass in Madden '16 is now defined by his hands
"Did he really just catch that pass?"
"They don't call him Emmanuel Handers for nothing."
a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists
Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing ‘em large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!
Less offensive slang for a retard, such as one who pets cats with their full hand, usually aggressively.
"Zach stuck his finger in the garbage disposal, what a full-hander!"