the greatest band mankind has ever had the privilege to experience
the hanson clan will practice today
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The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile
Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.
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Someone who loves to shoot people with rubberband guns, drive around to nowhere, send pictures of half naked soccer stars, buy ice-cream and date dumb boys. :D
May or may not get angry if you tell a lie.
Will definitely love you forever if your name is Enrique Iglesias, Cristiano Ronaldo or David Beckham :)
Ashley: Hey i really need a picture of a half naked hot guy!
Jasmine Hanson: Oh i got the goods, don't worry!
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Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator
Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!
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When you're at a bar you don't like and you want to leave, you go up to the Juke Box and put on MMmm Bop by Hanson at least 5 times in a row and you just leave. For more hilarity, leave a spy behind to see how pissed everyone is after the 3rd repeat. Can also be done with Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign."
Dave and I hated that bar so we dropped a Hanson Bomb and left.
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Oldest brother of trio band Hanson. Also known for being a bastard, dorky, sexy, all at the same time. Has lazy left eye. Or is that the right one?
Plays guitar; vocals.
Isaac Hanson is fucking hot! But Goddamn, he was a fucking bastard to me tonight, huh?
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