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Arin Hanson

Funniest man alive

Arin hanson: just laugh, please...

by Venom Pat-daddy January 2, 2020

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hanson clan

the greatest band mankind has ever had the privilege to experience

the hanson clan will practice today

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

47๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


chris hansoning

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile

Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.

by judewelos October 28, 2017

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Jasmine Hanson

Someone who loves to shoot people with rubberband guns, drive around to nowhere, send pictures of half naked soccer stars, buy ice-cream and date dumb boys. :D

May or may not get angry if you tell a lie.

Will definitely love you forever if your name is Enrique Iglesias, Cristiano Ronaldo or David Beckham :)

Ashley: Hey i really need a picture of a half naked hot guy!

Jasmine Hanson: Oh i got the goods, don't worry!

by thebestpersonevaaa June 21, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris Hanson

Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator

Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!

by Mike Freash round June 3, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hanson bomb

When you're at a bar you don't like and you want to leave, you go up to the Juke Box and put on MMmm Bop by Hanson at least 5 times in a row and you just leave. For more hilarity, leave a spy behind to see how pissed everyone is after the 3rd repeat. Can also be done with Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign."

Dave and I hated that bar so we dropped a Hanson Bomb and left.

by mwbinDCpsu November 12, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Isaac Hanson

Oldest brother of trio band Hanson. Also known for being a bastard, dorky, sexy, all at the same time. Has lazy left eye. Or is that the right one?

Plays guitar; vocals.

Isaac Hanson is fucking hot! But Goddamn, he was a fucking bastard to me tonight, huh?

by Jennifer July 12, 2004

101๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž