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An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".
Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.
The funniest Fedora wearing person on the planet, he believes that batman can beat Goku, and he is correct. Also is the sexiest person ever created
Wow Jacob Harper sure is the funniest person on the planet, also batman negs Goku
month or multiple months of recreation when work remains outstanding, when no work is done; period of this, paid vacation, esp. annual paid vacation
to avoid responsibility or accountability
act of avoiding or undermining fundamental democratic institutions
eg. Although the renovation was not halfway done and already behind schedule, the carpenters took a Harper Holiday anyway and still expected to be paid.
eg. John had not studied enough so he Harper Holidayed his mid-term examinations
eg. the Prime Minister saw his popularity declining and risked losing a confidence vote so he declared a Harper Holiday to avoid further investigations and accountability
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A WWE wrestler that doesn't change his shirt, has great ring abilities, and gets all the hoes.
He never cleans his shirt but gets all the hoes!
I know right! He's such a Luke Harper
This is the name given to someone with unbelievably low iq and hygiene. Often found on farms as they mate with chickens and roosters.
If we put joshua harper in a room with Albert Einstein and Steven hawking the average iq goes down to 6.
In reference to Jon Cryer's character in Two and a Half Men. The act of going to extreme lengths to be cheap and get out of paying for things.
"Frank, that cheap bastard, didn't want to split dinner so he left his wallet in the car!"
"He Alan Harpered you?!"
"Big time, buddy. I had to pick up his tab."
Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a half men. A hedonistic ladies man who works as a commercial jingle writer (and at least once a children's song writer). Harper was almost a mirror image of Sheen (the major difference being drug use, Sheen being a major user of most drugs whereas Harper only occasionally does weed, though still drinks a lot). Charlie does not enjoy the company of his mother Evelyn or brother Alan, but does occasionally enjoy hanging out with his nephew Jake (though does not hold back from making fun of his slow intelligence and frequent "toilet usage").
Sheen was fired from the show on March 7, 2011. For the upcoming ninth season, Harper will have been killed off in Paris after being hit by a train (reported as an accident but may have been done by wife/former stalker Rose due to her catching him with another woman). His house will be purchased by Walden Schmidt (played by Ashton Kutcher).
Charlie Harper was the heart of Two and a half men. Even if Kutcher's character is twice as funny, it still won't be able to replace him.
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