fuck her headlights out

Term used to describe vigorous sex with a some hot bitch. Usually used in a hypothetical situation- bar talk.

Frank was all boozed up when he gestured to that bitch in the corner and said to me, "hey... how would you like to fuck her headlights out." Frank is such a moron.

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deer in my headlights

When a guy or girl is awestruck by your amazing looks

Bruh, she looked like a deer in my headlights when she saw me.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

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headlight warrior

When two people are having sex in a parking lot at night, they turn on the headlights so that the inside of the car isn’t visible.

Person A: Dude, do you see the car rocking over there?
Person B: Yeah, headlight warriors for real.

Headlight Beamers

Some big ol titties

Man she got some HEADLIGHT BEAMERS on her.

Headlights

A game played in a vehicle amongst a large amount of people. Whenever your vehicle drives past a vehicle with a headlight or taillight out, everyone hits the roof of the vehicle. Last one to hit the roof removes an article of clothes. First one naked looses.

The last time I played headlights I was the first naked!