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A place we all know we ain't going
Mom: C'mon we need to go to church
Kid: I don't want to. I want to stay at home
Mom: Listen here, do you want to go to heaven or not
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Getting head while going through a fast food drive through even while they hand you the food.
Dude, did you hear that Z got a heavener yesterday at McDonalds. The cashier freaked out when he nearly splooshed on the fries.
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A place that seems to get further and further away as humans' scientific knowledge improves.
About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.
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Cute always lovable,enjoy life never care, can be mean at some points, never give up she always the one to tell you the truth or right thing to do, loyal , never hurts anyone unless they hurt her, outspoken tell how she feel without a care in the world
Heaven is known to be careful .
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