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A command; variant of shut up in response to someone else's cut down or rude remark.
i.e., "I don't care if she's handicapped, her breath stank!"
Response: "That was busted out, hem it up!"
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a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.
After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.
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N) 1 a: The state of an ass after it has been hemmed to remove excessive length. This is a highly desirable type of surgery for a woman who owns an ass that is elongated through either some natural or unnatural phenomenon. These phenomenons might include, but are in no means limited to multiple violent childbirth, a long hard life in the Southern United States, biological damage due to the wanton consumption of overly fatty foods, and long term exposure to an architecture office.
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1. (a) That blonde chick from next door is tall, but, not in a good way, she’ll be hot after she gets her ass hemmed.
2. (a) Dude, you had better be careful, you keep letting the architects stress you out and you are going to rip your ass hem.
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omg do you know the blonde one from 5sos?
luke hemmings? yeah what a fuckboy
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A male with an incredible large penis and who always gets a girl on him whenever he wants
Harry Hemmings you are so good on me
the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet
"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."
Loves men. Likes to have sex with his dad and brothers and loves dick up his ass.
Bryce Hemming is gay