hide in the comments

When a YouTube video is scary, or you are scared to look, you go to hide in the comments.

Wow! This video is so scary so I came here to hide in the comments.

Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed

Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!

Po-hide

A vibe given off by extremely backwoods people. One step away from banjo playing deliverance hillbillies.

Check out those po-hide people over there. They look like they just crawled out of the hills.

hide the bone

Hide the penis when a man gets an erection.

I have to hide the bone every time I see that chick.

Good Hiding

A beating by your Mother/Father

Wait until your Dad gets home, he’s going to give you a good hiding

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hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

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hide the banana

when you a guy puts his cock in a girls vagina

Hey Jess, Me and Nick played hide the banana last night

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